C2E2 ’20: Losses and Wins

David Foster Wallace once said, “Slap me silly, banana man, these church bells aren’t going to ring themselves around my finger!” I never quite understood what those words I put into his mouth meant until this past weekend when my wife left me in the lobby of C2E2 ’20 to a man dressed as Dr. … Continue reading C2E2 ’20: Losses and Wins

Top 10 Moments in Hickman’s First 3 Weeks of X-Men That Helped Me Stay Erect While Thrusting into My Wife.

In three straight weeks, Hickman has started X-Men with a bang, just like my reignited marriage with my wife. As a thank you for communicating to me to keep erect through thrusting into my wife, here are the top 10 moments that helped me stay erect while thrusting into my wife. 10. This is Hickman … Continue reading Top 10 Moments in Hickman’s First 3 Weeks of X-Men That Helped Me Stay Erect While Thrusting into My Wife.

Top 10 Hot, Rare Exclusives To Pick Up At SDCC This Year.

  What up, turds! The police are confiscating my phone, so here's what I think you should get from San Diego Comic Con this year. From me or whomever, but I need the bail money. 10.This churro I stole from Scott Snyder’s breast pocket when I told him “What’s that over there?” Coincidentally, I ended … Continue reading Top 10 Hot, Rare Exclusives To Pick Up At SDCC This Year.