David Foster Wallace once said, “Slap me silly, banana man, these church bells aren’t going to ring themselves around my finger!” I never quite understood what those words I put into his mouth meant until this past weekend when my wife left me in the lobby of C2E2 ’20 to a man dressed as Dr. … Continue reading C2E2 ’20: Losses and Wins
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Top Ten Thor Stories Of All Time
With Thor now more popular than ever, excluding the time before the Christians starting converting the Germanic peoples by force, let's count down the Top Ten Thor Stories Of All Time.
Here’s 7 People That Aren’t Leviathan In DC’s Event Leviathan
Where we extrapolate from a recent interview with Bendis.
Time Cops: Investigating Tim Seeley’s Teenage Horizontal Hustle Claims
Time Cops is filmed on location, with the men and women of comic books. All suspects are guilty until proven extra guilty, in a court of the internet.
Top 10 Moments in Hickman’s First 3 Weeks of X-Men That Helped Me Stay Erect While Thrusting into My Wife.
In three straight weeks, Hickman has started X-Men with a bang, just like my reignited marriage with my wife. As a thank you for communicating to me to keep erect through thrusting into my wife, here are the top 10 moments that helped me stay erect while thrusting into my wife. 10. This is Hickman … Continue reading Top 10 Moments in Hickman’s First 3 Weeks of X-Men That Helped Me Stay Erect While Thrusting into My Wife.
Bandwagoning: Finding Thor: Love And Thunder’s Valkyrie A Queen
The hot thing right now is taking a popular speculative article and copying it. So without further ado, here's the Top 10 Queens That Valkyrie Could Court in Thor: Love And Thunder.
Top 10 Hot, Rare Exclusives To Pick Up At SDCC This Year.
What up, turds! The police are confiscating my phone, so here's what I think you should get from San Diego Comic Con this year. From me or whomever, but I need the bail money. 10.This churro I stole from Scott Snyder’s breast pocket when I told him “What’s that over there?” Coincidentally, I ended … Continue reading Top 10 Hot, Rare Exclusives To Pick Up At SDCC This Year.
Time Cops: Investigating Rob Liefeld’s G.I. Joe Toy Claims
Time Cops is filmed on location, with the men and women of comic books. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty, in a court of the internet.
The Man Who Wasn’t Here
parody
Every Star Wars Movie Ranked
As an added bonus, we've also ranked the Star Wars TV shows.