‘Godzilla vs. Kong’ Delayed Until November 2020 Due to Failed Drug Test for Kong!!

With only four months until the epic showdown of Godzilla vs. Kong many today were SHOCKED to learn that one of the participants has been suspended for eight months due to failing a drug test. Warner Bros. announced today that via a drug test they had found out that Kong had been juicing for the upcoming fight.

This isn’t at all surprising as the ape when last seen at the cinema was of lesser size compared to the intimating size of the KING OF THE MONSTERS. Kong no-showed in this year’s Godzilla: King of the Monsters movie due to being a coward terrified of confronting his true superiors when called. As shown in this scandalous video:

Due to the failed drug test, Warner Bros. has pushed the expected fight now to November 20, 2020 (according to Variety). Warner Bros. also released a statement shortly after the announcement, via their spokesman intern Vlad Kozinkerov.

We hear at the Warner Brothers are very disappointed in the Kong. Vlad is especially disappointed because the Kong supposed to be smarter than the Gojira. Yet, here we are with Gojira being the smart one. What does that say about the Kong? Vlad is sad, because Vlad was going to bet on the Kong, but now if the Kong is going to cheat. Then Vlad will place bets on the smarter opponent, the Gojira.

Kong has refused to comment on the failed drug test, and has continued to remain silent at his Skull Island abode, while he still trains for the bout.

His opponent, Godzilla, had this to say of hearing the news and has released this statement a few hours ago:

SKREEEEEEEEEEENGK!!

Yes, that really says it all and is some fierce words the mighty King of the Monsters has said to his supposed challenger resorting to steroids to be a match for him. Hopefully, Warner Bros. does the right thing and oust Kong from this prize fight. There are so many better opponents for Godzilla to fight than that lonesome ape that audiences want to see. Ultraman. Gamera. DESTROYAH. Cthulhu. Batman. Charles Barkley. Gypsy Danger. Mechagodzilla. Instead, I guess we’ll just a little bit longer for this match of Godzilla vs. Kong.

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