What up, turds! The police are confiscating my phone, so here’s what I think you should get from San Diego Comic Con this year. From me or whomever, but I need the bail money.
10.This churro I stole from Scott Snyder’s breast pocket when I told him “What’s that over there?”
Coincidentally, I ended up pointing at Tom King picking his nose.
9.A conversation between Todd McFarlane and Frank Miller that Frank accidentally recorded when pulling up an embarrassing photo of Rob Liefeld from a Christmas Party
Frank Miller sent it to me, if I gave him a bite of that churro.
8.An embarrassing photo of Rob Liefeld from a Christmas Party
Hahahaha you gotta see this, Frank showed me.
7.Johnathan Hickman’s Weekend Grocery List
Hope you have enough space on your wall!
6.The location of where Benioff and Weiss are hiding
They’re at the Holiday Inn near the Panera Drive-thru until they can get a flight back home.
5.The tears of the one guy that is upset that S.H.I.E.L.D. is ending
It finally happened to the one person it was going to happen to.
4.Immersive Skype date with James Cameron on the set of Avatar 2
He has to promote the new Terminator movie but that dude will not until he’s done talking about the next 69 tales of Pandora, the alien planet turned sub-par music streaming service.
3.Funko Pop of Scarlet Johansson as Groot
Fuck, Vin Diesel, ScarJo can play the entire Marvel Universe now, black, white, asian, purple, trans, tree, etc.
2.Phone footage of the teaser for DC Universe’s Biopic of Alan Moore before he poofed the stage and bit the presenter
LMAO the funniest shit, he just appeared and chucked his head at the presenter and just started tearing off his ear like a boxing match in the 90’s.
1.The Snyder Cut
I know a dude, Zack, who says he has some shit to show.