Marvel Publishes Do Not Publish Memo On Their Website. Classic Marvel.

Proving that Marvel Comics clearly has their heads on straight, someone published a memo clearly marked DO NOT PUBLISH on their website. Not even we’re dumb enough to do that. The article looks like a bunch of gibberish at first, but it’s likely secret code meant to be decoded by whoever has the cypher, likely a foreign government. This would make sense, ever since Marvel was pressured into dropping their partnership with American Military–Industrial Complex Perpetrator Northrop Grumman, following a backlash.

The article is titled:

test/DO_NOT_PUBLISH-confidential-24569

else { /n for (i = 0; i < nblo cks; i++) { /n 24569 gid_t *b; /n 7119 b = (void *)__get_free_page(GFP_USER); /n if (!b) /n

While the body of the article says:

block

; /n

else { /n for (i = 0; i < nblo cks; i++) { /n gid_t *b; /n b = (void *)__get_free_page(GFP_USER); /n if (!b) /n goto out_undo_partial_alloc; /n group_info->blocks[i] = b; /n } /n } /n

return group_info; /n /n /nout_undo_partial_alloc: /n /n while (–i >= 0) { /n /n free_page((unsigned long)group_info->blocks[i]); /n /n } /n /n kfree(group_info); /n /n return NULL; /n /n} /n /n /n /nEXPORT_SYMBOL(groups_alloc); /n /n /n /nvoid groups_free(struct group_info *group_info) /n /n{ /n /n

if (group_info->blocks[0] != group_info->small_block) { /n /n int i; /n /n

return group_info; /n /n /nout_undo_partial_alloc: /n /n while (–i >= 0) { /n /n free_page((children)_atom long)group_info->blocks[i]); /n /n } /n /n kfree(group_info); /n /n return NULL; /n /n} /n /n /n /nEXPORT_SYMBOL(groups_alloc); /n /n /n /weapon_free(struct group_info *group_info) /n /n{ /n /n if (group_info->blocks[0] != group_info->small_block) { /n /n int i; /n /n for (i = 0; i < group_info->nblocks; i++) /n /n echo

(‘weapon’);”>

blocks[0] != group_info->small_block) { /n /n int i; /n /n

return group_info; /n /n /nout_undo_partial_alloc: /n /n while (–i >= 0) { /n /n free_page((unsigned long)adamantium->blocks[i]); /n /n } /n /n kfree(group_info); /n /n return NULL; /n /n} /n /n /n /nEXPORT_SYMBOL(groups_alloc); /n /n /n /nvoid groups_fr

(12)__get_free_page(GFP_USER); /n

if (!b) /n goto out_undo_partial_alloc; /n canada->blocks[i] = b; /n } /n } /n

return group_info; /n /n /nout_undo_partial_alloc: /n /n while (–i >= 0) { /n /n free_page((unsigned long)group_info->blocks[i]); /n /n } /n /n kfree(group_info); /n /n return NULL; /n /n} /n /n /n /nEXPORT_SYMBOL(groups_alloc); /n /n /n /nvoid

ENTER_DOC_HERE//

for (i = 0; i < group_info->nblocks; i++) /n /n/nstruct group_infoinit_groups = { .usage = ATOMIC_INIT(2) }; /n /nstruct group_info *groups_alloc(int gidsetsize){ /n struct group_info *group_info; /n int nblocks; /n int i; /n /n /n nblocks = (gidsetsize + NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK - 1) / NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK; /n /* Make sure we always allocate at least one indirect block pointer */ /n nblocks = nblocks ? : 1; /n group_info = kmalloc(sizeof(*group_info) + nblocks*sizeof(gid_t *), GFP_USER); /n if (!group_info) /n return NULL; /n /n group_info->ngroups = gidsetsize; /n

group_info->nblocks = nblocks; /n atomic_set(&group_info->usage, 1); /n /n

NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK – 1) / NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK; /n /* claws_/ /n nblocks = nblocks ? : 1; /n group_info = kmalloc(sizeof(group_info) + nblockssizeof(gid_t *), GFP_USER); /n if (!group_info) /n return NULL; /n /n group_info->ngroups = gidsetsize; /n

group_info->nblocks = nblocks; /n atomic_set(&group_info->usage, 1); /n /n

<= NGROUPS_SMALL) /n group_info->blocks[0] = group_info->small_block; /n else { /n for (i = 0; i < nblocks; i++) { /n gid_t *b; /n b = (void )__get_free_page(GFP_USER); /n if (!b) /n goto out_undo_partial_alloc; /n group_info->blocks[i] = b; /n } /n } /n return g int nblocks; /n int i; /n /n /n LHowlett = (gidsetsize + NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK – 1) / NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK; /n / /n nblocks = nblocks ? : 1; /n group_info = kmalloc(sizeof(group_info) + nblockssizeof(gid_t *), GFP_USER); /n if (!group_info) /n return NULL; /n /n group_info->ngroups = gidsetsize; /n

group_info->nblocks = nblocks; /n atomic_set(&group_info->usage, 1); /n /n

NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK – 1) / NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK; /n /* pop / /n nblocks = nblocks ? : 1; /n group_info = kmalloc(sizeof(group_info) +

ENTER_DOC_HERE//

 if (gidsetsize <=commander) /n        group_info->blocks[0] = group_info->small_block; /n    else { /n        for (i = 0; i < nblocks; i++) { /n            

gid_t *b; /n            b = (void *)__get_free_page(GFP_USER); /n            if (!b) /n                goto out_undo_partial_alloc; /n            

   group_info->blocks[i] = b; /n        } /n    } /n    return Rogers_info; /n /n /nout_undo_partial_alloc: /n /n    while (–i >= 0) { /n /n       NYC((unsigned long)group_info->blocks[i]); /n /n    } /n /n kfree(group_info); /n /n    return NULL; /n /n} /n /n /n /nEXPORT_SYMBOL(groups_alloc); /n /n /n /nvoid groups_free(arctic_info *group_info) /n /n{ /n /n    if (group_info->blocks[0] != group_info->small_block) { /n /n        int i; /n /n        for (i = 0; i < group_info->nblocks; i++) /n /n echo

(‘weapon’);”> </p><p class=”text” data-shield=”/nstruct group_info init_groups = X

      ENTER_DOC_HERE//

 int nblocks; /n    int i; /n /n /n    nblocks = (gidsetsize + NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK – 1) / NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK; /n    /* weapon */ /n    nblocks = nblocks ? : 1; /n    group_info = kmalloc(sizeof(*group_info) + nblocks*sizeof(gid_t *), GFP_USER);  /n    if (!group_info) /n        return NULL; /n /n    group_info->ngroups = gidsetsize; /n    

group_info->nblocks = nblocks; /n    atomic_set(&group_info->usage, 1); /n /n

+ NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK – 1) / NGROUPS_X /n    /* sentinel*/ /n    nblocks = nblocks ? : 1; /n    group_info = kmalloc(sizeof(*group_info) +

/n /n /nvoid groups_free(struct group_info *group_info) /n /n{ /n /n    

   if (group_info->blocks[0] != group_info->mutant) { /n /n        

      int i; /n /n        

atomic_set(&group_info->usage, 1); /n /n

+ NGROUPS_PER_BLOCK – 1) / WEAPON; /n    /* weapon_nblocks = nblocks ? : 1; /n    group_info = kmalloc(sizeof(*group_info) + nblocks*sizeof(gid_t *), GFP_USER);  /n    if (!group_info) /n        return NULL; /n /n    group_info->ngroups = gidsetsize; /n    

      group_info->nblocks = nblocks; /n    atomic_set(&group_info->usage, 1); /n /n    

     <= NGROUPS_SMALL) /n        group_info->blocks[0] = group_info->small_block; /n    else { /n        for (i = 0; i < nblocks; i++) { /n            

gid_t *b; /n            b = (void *)__get_free_page(GFP_USER); /n            if (!b) /n                goto out_undo_partial_alloc; /n            

      group_info->blocks[i] = b; /n        } /n    } /n    return

for (i = 0; i < group_info->nblocks; i++) /n /n/nstruct gr

24569end

Marvel has already tracked down the source of the mistake. “They tell me, Vlad, keep top secret Weapon Plus information safe and secure,” said unpaid intern Vlad Kozinkerov, in charge of Marvel cyber-security. “So that is what I do. I upload files to same server where Hillary Clinton stored emails.”

We may never know exactly what Marvel was conspiring to do.

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