10 Totally Completely Real Comics Beat Articles We Just Made Up On The Spot

Must be a slow news day when other sites start making up Top Ten listicles. To show we’re not petty, here’s a Top Ten listicle of future Top Ten articles Heidi MacDonald can use next time The Beat wants to step on toes.

  • Top Ten Best Comics Of All Time Which All Happen To Be Lion Forge Titles
  • Top Ten Press Releases We Received Today
  • Top Ten Reasons Why It’s Totally Fine For Ike Perlmutter To Be A Trump Crony
  • Top Ten Cranky LCS Owners
  • Top Ten Times Heidi Was Mad At The Outhouse
  • Top Ten Critics Under the Age of 50 Who Annoy Heidi with Their Youthful Ways
  • Top Ten Comments From Other Beat Top Tens
  • Top Ten Writers Who Wrote for the Beat For Free For Years And Did Not Get Any Lion Forge Money
  • Top Ten LCS Bathrooms
  • Top Ten Schticks Comics Beat Took From Other Comics Sites
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